if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day
and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets
and i will whisper quietly
“they called me cute”
7. The hesitation when you think you should wear jeans to a party but scary old aunties
white people honestly don’t understand how hard it is having sand nigga parents
Yeah let me continue my rant on pakistani guys and why Imma never get with one
- if they like you, you must go out with them
- don’t take no for an answer
- don’t take 1034354334 nos for an answer
- talk shit on you if you reject them
- if you’re not a virgin, you’re a whore but its okay for them to be boning chicks
- they’re loud, obnoxious, and feel so fucking entitled to everything JESUS
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
do you ever dislike a person on here but are afraid to speak your mind because everyone else rides their dick like a rodeo and they will get butt hurt
